Waiting....snow warning

Woos & a-roos!

It's been a whole week since mom let us post. She's been a real bah-humbug this week, we think all the sqwirrels running around here are getting to her. We've been herding them in from all over to fill orders from Jack's highly successful infommercial last week.

 Anyways, we're pretty excited cause there is a WEATHER ADVISORY calling for 8-12 inches of snow to fall here starting Friday afternoon.    I know, I know, we shouldn't get too excited, knowing the accuracy rate among human weather predictors, but we have all paws crossed.   Lots of pups have been getting snow lately, so why not us too?

In the meanwhile, we are drinking lots of water to stay hydrated and napping a lot to encourage maximum fluff growth in preparation for the storm.   We'll keep woo posted!

 

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Snow?

Those weather bipeds said we were going to get SNOW on Sunday. Well, we did, but this is not quite the quantity that we had in mind...




It was a good start, it was fun while it lasted (at least we got our paws & snooters snowy), but it's all gone today.

"There's just gotta be more where that came from, keep snow-dancing, Jack, keep snow-dancing!"

woos & a-roos,
Star & Jack a-roo

Squirrely evilness

It WAS the squirrels.
I'm just sayin'.

Mom got me an anti-squirrel-destruto red ball for chewing on. She's still not entirely sold on the "squirrels did it" theory, but I'll take a new toy any day. Plus, she smeared it with crunchy peanut butter!

And I think I'll have this yummy lobster "to go."


A-roos,
Jack "don't blame me" a-roo

C'Mon Snow!

In an attempt to draw the snow to us, we asked humom to make a frosty winter theme for our blog. Paws crossed this works! We heard rumors of snow this weekend, but right now its 43°and sunny.

Woos & a-roos,
Star & Jack a-roo

My Amazing Snooter

Ha-roos, everypup! (and honorary husky),
mom noticed the other day that she finally caught some good photos of my amazing snooter! Now most pups have to turn their heads to catch scents from different directions. Not me, I just swivel my snooter towards the direction I want to check out& catch it all without moving my head!

See, I swivel to the right,

then I swivel to the left!

Pretty cool, huh? Mom says she's never seen anything like my Amazing Swivelling Snooter. It's just one more thing that makes me special!

Hey Star, can woo do this?!?!

Oh please, leave my snooter out of this!


Woos & a-roos,
Star & Jack "the Amazing Swivelling-Snooter-roo"

Waiting...

Hmmmmmmmmmm....

Where's the snow?

Are woo hiding it somewhere?

What we did on Turkey Day

Wooos & a-rooos!
We had a furry nice day, hope woo did too!


Hope yours was tasty & fun too!
Woos & a-roos,
Star & Jack a-roo

(Music: "Planxty Burke" by Aine Minogue)

Thursday Thanks

We have a plan....

Woos & a-rooos,
Jack has gotten himself a good lawyer, Meeshka, Attorney-at-Claw, to aid in defending him against the human's accusations that HE is responsible for the de-stuffing of 2 penguins, a fox, and a puppy. I'm not going to let them through him in the slammer while there is the slightest possibility the rumors are true - that this was done by an evil squirrel.
We needed a plan to deter the squirrel attacks, & maybe even trap the evil squirrel that keeps ripping the stuffing our of poor Jack's toys. We had rain rain and more rain yesterday, and that gave me an idea.
Remember when the Ao4 were putting in a moat? I've decided to dig one all way around the fence line so the squirrels can't get into the yard. I set right to work on the plan while mom was out. She came home to two very muddy hard working canines. We tried to block her view by spreading a nice coat of mud on the patio doors, didn't want her seeing it till we were done, but when she exclaimed "Oh!" very loudly, we knew she was pleased with our work. She was concerned that we been working too hard, so she brought us inside for a nice snack & a nap. Isn't she the nicest mom?
In fact, we think she's planning a big turkey dinner for us tomorrow to celebrate our moat-digging efforts. Ha-roooooo!!!!



**Sad note**
Sadly, our friend Gracie, has crossed to the Rainbow Bridge. She was way too young, not quite four, when her life was cut short by a fungal infection. We send our sad woos to her family. When we say "Grace" tomorrow, we will be thinking of you, Gracie. Run free, sweetheart, run free. Here's a picture her mama made:


Woos & a-roos,
Star & Jack a-roo

Monday Mystery: Who-Done-It?

Ha-roo every pup,
I love my puppy as much as I love my Peguin.


I love to poke his belly with my snooter to make him squeak, I love to swing him around & toss him in the air & catch him. I do that every night after supper. Mom has been wanting to catch me at it for a long time, and today she took pictures from inside the house just so I wouldn't stop when she came out with a camera. I love zooming with my puppy!






But something happened today. Miss Tattle-Tale had to go and call mom, "I think you better come out here & see this..."


And this is what she saw:


Now I'm getting blamed. I swear I don't know how it happened. Maybe it was those evil squirrels again.

Woos & a-rooos,
Star the all-seeing, and Bad Boy Jack a-roo

The Winds of November

Woos & a-rooos,
The winds of November can be furry invigorating!

Woos & a-rooss,
Star & Jack a-roo

("The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" is about the great Lakes -- Mom grew up on Lake Erie-- She says we get the Atlantic's Witch of November here.)

Jacks

Woos pups, it's me, Star. I was bouncing around in the house & humom said "if your going to play jacks, take it outside."


Is this what she meant? These were the only jacks I could find.

Woos,
Star

Snoozin Saturday

Woozzzzz & a-roozzzzz
Star & Jack a-roo

More squirrel trouble!

We spotted this evil squirrel yesterday on our walk. We think they're planning something here soon, & this was a covert information gathering operation....

We'll have to keep a close eye on things, that squirrel was up to no good, I tell ya!

Woos & a-roos,.
Star & Jack a-roo

("Squirrel shoots back" by Gator5)

Veteran's Day

We salute all our veterans today, both biped & canine. Thank woo for your service. Humom & Dad both had lots of relatives who have served bravely. In fact, human dad was what they call "a Jarhead". (Not sure what that is, but it sounds like it has to do with food, yum!) He teaches new recruits at the Navy base now.

And a special prayer going out today for our friend Moon's dad, who was deployed to the Middle East in September. Thank you, Scott, and may God grant you a safe return!


Bless our troops, past present and future. We salute woo,

Woos & a-roos to yous!

Star & Jack a-roo

Monday Moon Madness!

Woos & a-rooos!
My friend Moon came for a play date Monday! I got to walk down to his house to get him and bring him to my yard. We had a furry good time. If only Jack wasn't being so obnoxious, but I guess I shouldn't be too surprised - that's what puppyheads do. Mom managed to get a few pictures, we were all moving pretty fast!




Some live action followed by treats from Dad!


Woos & a-rooos,
Star and Jack "still the puppyhead" a-roo

HUSKY-MATIC!

With the impending economic woes, we owe it to our bipeds to lend a helping paw. After a lot of consideration, I think I've come up with a product that humans will love -

Introducing the "HUSKY-MATIC SELF-CORRECTING HUSKY!
I'll demonstrate with a Jack-o-matic prototype:

1. The problem: (for humans, I'm not saying this is a problem)
You find tissue/stuffie suffing/or your favorite shoes shredded on the lawn.


2. No more worries about how to handle it- The product automatically goes into "Correction Mode":

"What is this? Who made this mess? Woo should know better than to shred stuff on the lawn! What were woo thinking? Now get out here & clean this up! And don't ever do this again, do woo hear me?"


3. Next, the product goes automatically into "Human Appeasement" mode:
"I'm sorry. I won't do it again, ever."
(Great idea, huh? The humans will love it. We'll make millions!)


Now the last step could potentially be a problem:

4. Then the humans clean it up themselves cause you can't make a husky do something a husky doesn't want to do.

Hmm, maybe we can find a perfectly obedient husky to clone the line from. All we need is one, just one....

Oh well, forget it. Whose stupid idea was that, anyway?
Back to the drawing board.

Woos & a-roos,
Star & Jack "look for the Silver Lining a-roo...

$600 Million Dollar Chew Toy

Like our "Bark Obama" chew toy?
Woos & a-roos,
Star & Jack a-roo
(Thank woo, Mr.B, furry funny!)

Exit polls from the debate

Woos & a-roos,
Star & Jack a-roo, with the latest Siberian Report...

We polled the crowd after THE DEBATE BETWEEN TUBEY, OUR CANINE PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE AND THE DYSON ANIMAL. Here are a few exit comments:

Anonymous 1: That canine has more between the ears than all the past Presidents combined. I'm voting Tubey.
Anonymous 2: I was undecided, but now I'm voting a straight Siberian Ticket.
Anonymous 3: The Dyson sucked, Tubey wins.
Anonymous 4: Tubey is much cuter. I think I'll vote for him.
Anonymous 5: *Ah-choo!* I wanded da Dyson to win so I cud breathd better. *A-choo!*
Anonymous 6: Tubey is clearly the candidate with real vision. Woo could see right through the Dyson.
Anonymous 7: Tubey presented a very convincing argument for canines. He's got my vote.
Anonymous 8: I'd hate to think of a world without fluff. A cold, sterile world that would be. Tubey is my choice for President.
Anonymour 9: Very good questions. Ahhhh, I don't remember the answers, but I'm all for the cheese & bacon candidate. Which way to the livergreat?
Anonymous 10: Dysons are stupid. Vote for Tubey.

Well, there woo have it. 9 out of 10 say Vote for Tubey. 9 is way more than 1, they can't all be wrong, so vote for Tubey.

Our recommendation, based on the latest polling results...


woos & a--rooos,
Star & Jack a-roo

Tubey vs. Dyson! TONIGHT!!!

The LONG ANTICIPATED DEBATE IS TODAY!

IT'S THE DEBATE BETWEEN TUBEY, OUR CANINE PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE AND THE DYSON ANIMAL!
The debate will "begin" Saturday at 4pm Eastern time, 3pm Central time, 2pm Mountain time, 1pm Pacific time. (That's 5:30pm in Newfoundland and Labrador, & 7:00am in Melbourne, Australia)

Woos & a-roos everypup!
We're enjoying a lazy Saturday morning after greeting every little bi-ped Batman, Farie, Witch & Pirate (Harrrr!) last night. We're resting up for all the exciting debate tonight. Cheese & bacon (or ham if woo prefer) for all!

I'm just gonna lie here & flip my puppy to pass the time....

VOTE TUBEY/KHYRA
Woos & a-roos,
Star & Jack a-aroo