With the impending economic woes, we owe it to our bipeds to lend a helping paw. After a lot of consideration, I think I've come up with a product that humans will love -
Introducing the "HUSKY-MATIC SELF-CORRECTING HUSKY!
I'll demonstrate with a Jack-o-matic prototype:
1. The problem: (for humans, I'm not saying this is a problem)
You find tissue/stuffie suffing/or your favorite shoes shredded on the lawn.
2. No more worries about how to handle it- The product automatically goes into "Correction Mode":
"What is this? Who made this mess? Woo should know better than to shred stuff on the lawn! What were woo thinking? Now get out here & clean this up! And don't ever do this again, do woo hear me?"
3. Next, the product goes automatically into "Human Appeasement" mode:
"I'm sorry. I won't do it again, ever."
(Great idea, huh? The humans will love it. We'll make millions!)
Now the last step could potentially be a problem:
4. Then the humans clean it up themselves cause you can't make a husky do something a husky doesn't want to do.
Hmm, maybe we can find a perfectly obedient husky to clone the line from. All we need is one, just one....
Oh well, forget it. Whose stupid idea was that, anyway?
Back to the drawing board.
Woos & a-roos,
Star & Jack "look for the Silver Lining a-roo...