11/07/2008

HUSKY-MATIC!

With the impending economic woes, we owe it to our bipeds to lend a helping paw. After a lot of consideration, I think I've come up with a product that humans will love -

Introducing the "HUSKY-MATIC SELF-CORRECTING HUSKY!
I'll demonstrate with a Jack-o-matic prototype:

1. The problem: (for humans, I'm not saying this is a problem)
You find tissue/stuffie suffing/or your favorite shoes shredded on the lawn.


2. No more worries about how to handle it- The product automatically goes into "Correction Mode":

"What is this? Who made this mess? Woo should know better than to shred stuff on the lawn! What were woo thinking? Now get out here & clean this up! And don't ever do this again, do woo hear me?"


3. Next, the product goes automatically into "Human Appeasement" mode:
"I'm sorry. I won't do it again, ever."
(Great idea, huh? The humans will love it. We'll make millions!)


Now the last step could potentially be a problem:

4. Then the humans clean it up themselves cause you can't make a husky do something a husky doesn't want to do.

Hmm, maybe we can find a perfectly obedient husky to clone the line from. All we need is one, just one....

Oh well, forget it. Whose stupid idea was that, anyway?
Back to the drawing board.

Woos & a-roos,
Star & Jack "look for the Silver Lining a-roo...

12 comments:

The Army of Four said...

Ha roo roo roo! You'll be rich in no time!
Play bows,
Zimmie

Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

My mom would buy whatever those big brown eyes are selling!

She's a pushover fur mine!!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Tracey and Huffle said...

Jack, my mum says she would buy anything that you're advertising.

Huffle Mawson, Honorary Husky and Explorer Cat

Biloxi and Siber-sibs said...

Woo Hoo Woo! Let the bones and treats start pouring in. Wese just turn our baby blues on and Maw is done. Bee-woo-tiful eyes you have though. You could sell anything.

Husky kisses,
Biloxi

The OP Pack said...

Woo DO have alluring eyes and a beautiful smile - go for it!!!

Woos, the OP Pack

Maverick the Pirate said...

Harrrrrr Black Jack a Roo and Star
You would do great in infomercals Harrrrrr.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Amici said...

You'll be rich and famous in no time at all. :) I think ANTM would hire you.

Kapp pack said...

Well, it started with a good sales pitch!

Kisses, Sky boy

Amy and the Huskies said...

I think there's defintitely a career for you in infomercials! Great idea and pics!

Thor and Marco Polo and 3 Kats said...

WOO WOO Star and Jack A-Roo

We think you are coming up with an awesome idea!!! And of course, you are both so beautiful! We love looking at your pictures!

Hugs
Thor and Marco Polo

sharkgila said...

Ha-woo! You can sell anything with that pretty eyes!

Wooo,
Togo

Steve, Kat, & Wilbur said...

I think you're onto something. I need to get back to work on my poop to gold converter.

Steve