Woos & a-roos,
Star & Jack a-roo, with the latest Siberian Report...
We polled the crowd after THE DEBATE BETWEEN TUBEY, OUR CANINE PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE AND THE DYSON ANIMAL. Here are a few exit comments:
Anonymous 1: That canine has more between the ears than all the past Presidents combined. I'm voting Tubey.
Anonymous 2: I was undecided, but now I'm voting a straight Siberian Ticket.
Anonymous 3: The Dyson sucked, Tubey wins.
Anonymous 4: Tubey is much cuter. I think I'll vote for him.
Anonymous 5: *Ah-choo!* I wanded da Dyson to win so I cud breathd better. *A-choo!*
Anonymous 6: Tubey is clearly the candidate with real vision. Woo could see right through the Dyson.
Anonymous 7: Tubey presented a very convincing argument for canines. He's got my vote.
Anonymous 8: I'd hate to think of a world without fluff. A cold, sterile world that would be. Tubey is my choice for President.
Anonymour 9: Very good questions. Ahhhh, I don't remember the answers, but I'm all for the cheese & bacon candidate. Which way to the livergreat?
Anonymous 10: Dysons are stupid. Vote for Tubey.
Well, there woo have it. 9 out of 10 say Vote for Tubey. 9 is way more than 1, they can't all be wrong, so vote for Tubey.
Our recommendation, based on the latest polling results...
woos & a--rooos,
Star & Jack a-roo