7/01/2010

Holy Moley! *update!*

Holy Moley!
It's already Thursday!
I've had a furry busy week.
As Moo woo'd on Monday, I've been digging,
and this is what I've been making:
It's a mole trap!
I can smell those evil little moles under the steps and deck, and came up with this clever plan. After digging, all I had to do was stand guard and wait...

and wait....and wait...

Moley-schmoley, give it up, dude!
Woo're never gonna catch anything in there but catch h#!!
for digging in front of the steps!

Sisfurs... they think they know it all! I'm just gonna keep *yawn* waiting....

Then it happened!
I went over to check my trap...
and ZAP!
Lightening-fast Mr. Fangs snatched that nasty moley!!!
It squeaked and squealed...but not fur long.
Its just not right to torture something (unless you're a cat)

I let mom "trade-up" - a big yummy treat for a lifeless mole. Pretty good trade, huh?

A-roos to yous,
Jack, Master Mole Dispatcher

*Update* Mom just scooped the yard and guess what she found? Yup, yet another dispatched mole! Woo-oooo!

9 comments:

Steve, Kat, & Wilbur said...

Wow, awesome work, Jack! We had a mole in our yard last fall right after the grass went in. Mom and Dad were going crazy because the new grass was getting messed up. I never caught it though and it finally left our yard for better pastures, I guess. I should have dug a hole to make a trap!

Kat

The Thundering Herd said...

Excellent work, though sometimes we have to think a minute about that trade-up game.

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Wow, Jack - you are better than any of those silly mole contraptions they sell. Do you think there are more under there? You could be camped out for a very long time.

Woos - Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Kira The BeaWootiful said...

Wooos Jack! We are so proud!!! I got one of them last fall, it was fun to roll on once it stopped squeaking, (after about 10 seconds)but have not seen any in the yard since then.. bummer, no fun.
Have a Happy Day!
~husky kisses~
-Kira The BeaWootiful

Noll's Nip said...

Between you and Tiggy, I think the world will soon be free of those evil moles! Good job :)

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Khongrats!

Woo make khwite the team of molebusters!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: Mom says her furst Sibe Taltia had a thing fur voles that lived in the bank off the townhouse - she was khwite diligent a huntress!

Full of Grace said...

Great Job Mole- Catcher, who needs a cat when you are around :)

The Army of Four said...

What do Jack-a-Roo and a dermatologist have in common?


They both remove moles.


Hee hee hee!
Love,
Amber

Huffle Mawson said...

I am in awe of your talents Jack-a-Roo.