Sunday Siberian Sqwirrel Soliloquy

Etymology: Late Latin soliloquium, from Latin solus alone + loqui to speak

1 : the act of talking to oneself. 
2: a dramatic monologue that represents a series of unspoken reflections.

Woo Mr. Sqwirrell, I just don't know what to tell ya. We were getting along so well when we met at Christmas...

Seemed like we were gonna be buddies, playing together, sharing sleeping spots and everything...

Aw, nutz!   What happened? 
Well, there's this old Siberian saying: 

Red sky in the morning
Sqwirrells take warning.

Woo should have heeded the warning, Mr. Squirrell. 
Woo should have steereed clear of Mr. Fangs.  
Now look at woo.

Poor woo, looks like woo were de-squeakered, woo couldn't even call for help...

I'll ask mom to fix woo, but ya know, I don't think she's gonna believe it was the red sky that caused this.  Woo are going to get me into so much trouble!    

Honest, that's what happened!

Sorrowful woos & a-roos,
Jack  "victim of circumstances beyond my control"- a-roo


D'Azul Siberian said...

Wooo, too bad about the squirrel dude.

D'Azul, Where Siberians Rule

Biloxi and Siber-sibs said...

HaRoooo! We woulda done da same thing.
Check my blog. We has more.

Husky kisses,

Tracey and Huffle said...

Jack, you should just explain to your mum that this ended up being an EVIL squirrel and it will all be okay.

Huffle Mawson

Steve, Kat, & Wilbur said...

I'm sure it was not your fault, Jack. Maybe you need a beaver like me. I need to blog about how I have such a great relationship with my beaver.


Team Husky said...

Jack.....woo are so adorable!!!

Team Husky

Painter Pack said...

Oh Jack...woo is gonna be ok! I'm sure the mommy will believe woo! Besides, we all know squirrels are EVIL!! Woo probably just saved the whole world by de-squeeking Mr. Squirrel!!! Use that excuse if the "red sky" don't work...

Mya Boo Boo

Pamela, Kira and Scampi said...

Woooo, that is what my squirrel toys look like too. I don't think Mommy can get too mad, it is just what we do to those evil squirrels.

Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

The evil khritters strukhk yet again!!!


Ozzie the OZmonster said...

Woops! I know you just couldn't help yourself. Maybe there will be another squirrel in your future.


The Thundering Herd said...

Maybe it joined all of its cousins, the "Road Squirrels." They all seem to be flat too.

The Army of Four said...

Hee hee hee! Oh, Jack! Hee hee hee!

Maverick the Pirate said...

Harrrrr Black Jack a Roo
that is ok Harrrrr. Just give her the sad eyes and she will fix it Harrrrr.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

The OP Pack said...

We think that Jack is being set up by the evil critters - why would he change his mind after such a tender relationship?

Tail wags, the OP Pack

Phred said...

Send sum Sqwirrel Furr over to Findlay -
We'll plant it unner the North Tree
to keep Sherman kompanie.

/s/ the Ohio Gang