Ha-roos to yous!

How about starting off the week with a good laugh? These got our Hu-mom laughing so hard, we figured its worth copying (from another dog forum) & re-posting here. We all want our humans to be happy, don't we?

Have you heard about the latest Designer Dogs?

Airedale x Malamute = Airmal, litters that go first class

Airedale X Spaniel = Airel, a dog that brings in good TV reception

Akita x Shiba Inu = Shikita, a bright yellow, banana shaped dog

Basenji X Schipperke = Baserke, a dog that's mad about its owner

Bloodhound X Labrador = Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly

Bloodhound X Borzoi = Bloody Bor, a dog that's not much fun

Boxer X German Shorthair = Boxer Shorts, a dog never seen in public

Bull Terrier x shih-tzu = Bull****z, a gregarious but unreliable breed

Cairn Terrier x Jack Russell Terrier = Cairjack, can never find him when you have a flat tire

Chihuahua X Whippet = Chiapet, order from TV ads; 3 for $19.95

Collie X Malamute = Commute, a dog that travels to work

Collie X Lhasa Apso = Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport

Deerhound X Terrier = Derriere, a dog that's true to the end

Great Pyrenees X Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed

Great Pyrenees x Jack Russell Terrier = Pyrajacks, don't bet on 'em

Harrier x Pit Bull = Hairy Pits, found throughout Europe

Highland Terrier x Jack Russell Terrier = Hijack, gets you in trouble on airplanes

Irish Water Spaniel X English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer, a dog that's fresh and clean as a whistle

Keeshond X Setter = Keester, you can't get this dog off its duff

Kerry Blue Terrier X Skye Terrier = Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries

Kerry Blue Terrier X Bloodhound = Blueblood, a favorite with the upper crust in Society

Labrador Retriever X Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists

Malamute X Pointer = Mute Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway

Newfoundland X Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors

Pekingese X Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog

Pekingese X Dachshund = Peking Dach, owned by Chinese restranteurs

Pekinese x Rottweiler = Parrot, repeats everything you say

Pointer X Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet

Poodle X Great Pyrenees = Poopyree, a dog that smells good

Pyrenees x Akita = Pyrakita, a small brightly-colored South American dog that can be finger-trained, as well as trained to talk

Saluki x shih tzu = Suzuki, goes for miles on a gallon of gas

Scotch Terrier x Water Spaniel = Scotch & Water, served throughout England (as opposed to watered scotch, served throughout the USA)

Smooth Fox Terrier X Chow Chow = Smooch, a dog who loves to kiss

Spaniel x Dachshund = Spandachs, in gyms everywhere

Spitz X Chow Chow = Spitz Chow, a dog that throws up a lot

Terrier X Bulldog = Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes

Wiener Dog x Rottweiler = BRATWEILER, a German dog found at the snack bars at sporting events

Which one is your favorite?
Woos & a-rooos,
Star & Jack a-roo


Kapp pack said...

Those are really funny! I think the chiapet is the best though!

Kisses, Sky boy

Steve, Kat, & Wilbur said...

HAHAHA! What's wrong with just a good Siberian? :-)


Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

Ha roooo bakhk!

I'm with Steve: what's wrong with being a Siberian?

BUT KSB is khorrekht - chichichiapet!!!


The Army of Four said...

Hee hee hee! I can't choose a favorite OR stop giggling! :)

Tracey and Huffle said...

Collie X Lhasa Apso = Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport - that one is my favourite!

Huffle Mawson, Honorary Husky and Explorer Cat

Randi Lyn A. said...

Ya, these were really funny. But the bestest doggies in the world are us Sibes!!

Wooooo woo rar rar rar,
Kayla and Maebe

Holly said...

Hahaha!! Those are so funny!! Notice there are not SiberMal's!!!


Thor and Marco Polo and 3 Kats said...


We voted for the Mute Point!!!

Thor and Marco Polo

D'Azul Siberian said...

We laughing so hard, we can't comment. woo wooo wooooo

D'Azul, Where Siberians Rule

-The Mullin Clan's Mommy- said...

Hawoo, those are funny!!

Happy Belated Gotcha Day, Jack!

-Cosmos & Juneau-

Tracey and Huffle said...

Pup, I just saw the message you left on Meeshka's blog and mum and I are very sorry.

Huffle Mawson

Shmoo said...

I'm sorry to hear of your human woman's loss. My condolences.