How about starting off the week with a good laugh? These got our Hu-mom laughing so hard, we figured its worth copying (from another dog forum) & re-posting here. We all want our humans to be happy, don't we?
Have you heard about the latest Designer Dogs?
Airedale x Malamute = Airmal, litters that go first class
Airedale X Spaniel = Airel, a dog that brings in good TV reception
Akita x Shiba Inu = Shikita, a bright yellow, banana shaped dog
Basenji X Schipperke = Baserke, a dog that's mad about its owner
Bloodhound X Labrador = Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly
Bloodhound X Borzoi = Bloody Bor, a dog that's not much fun
Boxer X German Shorthair = Boxer Shorts, a dog never seen in public
Bull Terrier x shih-tzu = Bull****z, a gregarious but unreliable breed
Cairn Terrier x Jack Russell Terrier = Cairjack, can never find him when you have a flat tire
Chihuahua X Whippet = Chiapet, order from TV ads; 3 for $19.95
Collie X Malamute = Commute, a dog that travels to work
Collie X Lhasa Apso = Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport
Deerhound X Terrier = Derriere, a dog that's true to the end
Great Pyrenees X Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed
Great Pyrenees x Jack Russell Terrier = Pyrajacks, don't bet on 'em
Harrier x Pit Bull = Hairy Pits, found throughout Europe
Highland Terrier x Jack Russell Terrier = Hijack, gets you in trouble on airplanes
Irish Water Spaniel X English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer, a dog that's fresh and clean as a whistle
Keeshond X Setter = Keester, you can't get this dog off its duff
Kerry Blue Terrier X Skye Terrier = Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries
Kerry Blue Terrier X Bloodhound = Blueblood, a favorite with the upper crust in Society
Labrador Retriever X Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists
Malamute X Pointer = Mute Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway
Newfoundland X Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors
Pekingese X Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog
Pekingese X Dachshund = Peking Dach, owned by Chinese restranteurs
Pekinese x Rottweiler = Parrot, repeats everything you say
Pointer X Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet
Poodle X Great Pyrenees = Poopyree, a dog that smells good
Pyrenees x Akita = Pyrakita, a small brightly-colored South American dog that can be finger-trained, as well as trained to talk
Saluki x shih tzu = Suzuki, goes for miles on a gallon of gas
Scotch Terrier x Water Spaniel = Scotch & Water, served throughout England (as opposed to watered scotch, served throughout the USA)
Smooth Fox Terrier X Chow Chow = Smooch, a dog who loves to kiss
Spaniel x Dachshund = Spandachs, in gyms everywhere
Spitz X Chow Chow = Spitz Chow, a dog that throws up a lot
Terrier X Bulldog = Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes
Wiener Dog x Rottweiler = BRATWEILER, a German dog found at the snack bars at sporting events
Which one is your favorite?
Woos & a-rooos,
Star & Jack a-roo
8/25/2008
8/19/2008
Happy gotcha Day, Jack! (a little late)
It's been so hectic, humom forgot to post a Happy Gotcha Day for Jack! 8/8/08 marked 1 year since the day we met Jack, and brought him back to RI.
First night in the motel:
Training him has been exhausting work, with no holidays or breaks for me, and the puppyhead is finally a half-way decent pack member. But, he still has his faults.
Like, he's becoming a real attention hog. I have to step in & push him aside sometimes just so people can also admire ME. And he's a total failure at siberian photo techniques. He looks at the camera every time, and even looks cute on purpose. He obeys way too quickly, and needs to work on being a little more appropriately sneaky. Let's face it, he's a work in progress.
So much to teach, so little time.... After a year on probation, I've made up my mind: OK Jack, you can stay.
Happy Gotcha Day, Jack. I won't say "belated", cause duh, we're dogs, we can't tell time. Who cares if its August 8th or 18th?
Wooos & a-rooos,
Queen Star and Jack "she like me! she likes me!"" a-roo
First night in the motel:
Training him has been exhausting work, with no holidays or breaks for me, and the puppyhead is finally a half-way decent pack member. But, he still has his faults.
Like, he's becoming a real attention hog. I have to step in & push him aside sometimes just so people can also admire ME. And he's a total failure at siberian photo techniques. He looks at the camera every time, and even looks cute on purpose. He obeys way too quickly, and needs to work on being a little more appropriately sneaky. Let's face it, he's a work in progress.
So much to teach, so little time.... After a year on probation, I've made up my mind: OK Jack, you can stay.
Happy Gotcha Day, Jack. I won't say "belated", cause duh, we're dogs, we can't tell time. Who cares if its August 8th or 18th?
Wooos & a-rooos,
Queen Star and Jack "she like me! she likes me!"" a-roo
8/15/2008
Where's da Mama?
Where's Hu-Mom?
She's not in the kitchen...
she's not doing laundry...
she's not in the garage...
she's not outside...
she's not upstairs...
shes not even at the puter...
Where's da Mama this week?
Is she buying Ice?
Is she hanging sheets?
Is she supervising knot-tying?
Oh my dog, she's at the helm!
Uh-oh, she's at sailing classes. She better not even think about getting me on one of those things.
TALK TO THE PAW!
Wooos
Star and
a-rooos from
Black Jack a-roo! (take me along too, mom!)
She's not in the kitchen...
she's not doing laundry...
she's not in the garage...
she's not outside...
she's not upstairs...
shes not even at the puter...
Where's da Mama this week?
Is she buying Ice?
Is she hanging sheets?
Is she supervising knot-tying?
Oh my dog, she's at the helm!
Uh-oh, she's at sailing classes. She better not even think about getting me on one of those things.
TALK TO THE PAW!
Wooos
Star and
a-rooos from
Black Jack a-roo! (take me along too, mom!)
8/10/2008
Bloggin buddies!
Wooos & a-rooos!
Our friend Captain Maverick gave us this cool award! Thank woo Cap'n! It means we're blogging buddies forever, harrrrrr-rooooo!
The rules are:
We give this award to five friends (and only 5) who are dedicated followers of our blog. And one has to be a new blogger in a different part of the world. And we link back to whoever gave us this award.
We'd like to give this award to:
Steve & Kat,
MayaMarie, Missy & Bella,
Team Husky (Summer, Prince & Suki)
Stormy (because she's the Supreme Commander of the Ao4)
Lastly, we'd like to give it to our very newest bloggin friends, Kayla & Maebe They live in the desert, where it's quite different from where we live on the coast.
We love all your blogs!
Wooos & a-rooos,
Star & Jack a-roo
Pee-Ess. Oh Summer, on behalf of our humom, we apologize for the mistake! It's just that we know an Autumn & Prince from the dog park. Humom must have been on "auto-pilot" when she typed it. Bad humom, no treat.
8/08/2008
08-08-08
Woos & a-rooos,
08/08/08 is great! We're just haning around. Pengie got a bath & fluff dry last week. Mom says I shouldn't keep leaving him outside cause he gets muddy, but we're getting pretty bored inside.
Then mom said she'd play catch with Pengie & me!
We had fun playing a while, then mom got the camera out, and we played till it thundered. I know penguin is not supposed to be outside in storms, so back in we went!
I went back out to see Star. Hi Star, wanna play? Can I play with your new Cuz if your not gonna play with it?
Whoa, you don't have to get all snarly!
Ha-roo-roo, she's not really snarling, just yawning.
Bet she scared you, huh?
Have a nice nap Star.
Time for me to take a nap with Pengie, he's tired!
Mom says thanks for all your prayers & sibe vibes for her SIL. The bipeds appreciate it.
Have a nice weekend everyone!
Woos & a-rooos,
Star & Jack a-roo
08/08/08 is great! We're just haning around. Pengie got a bath & fluff dry last week. Mom says I shouldn't keep leaving him outside cause he gets muddy, but we're getting pretty bored inside.
Then mom said she'd play catch with Pengie & me!
We had fun playing a while, then mom got the camera out, and we played till it thundered. I know penguin is not supposed to be outside in storms, so back in we went!
I went back out to see Star. Hi Star, wanna play? Can I play with your new Cuz if your not gonna play with it?
Whoa, you don't have to get all snarly!
Ha-roo-roo, she's not really snarling, just yawning.
Bet she scared you, huh?
Have a nice nap Star.
Time for me to take a nap with Pengie, he's tired!
Mom says thanks for all your prayers & sibe vibes for her SIL. The bipeds appreciate it.
Have a nice weekend everyone!
Woos & a-rooos,
Star & Jack a-roo
8/02/2008
catching up
Wooos & a-rooos dear friends,
The humans have been too busy having fun to blog for us. One of the SIL's flew in & they've been going to mansions, restaurants, sailing, and shopping and leaving us home! Well, at least we got a CUZ for our very own! And a few leftovers that were mighty tasty. Here's a couple picturesfrom the Green Animals Topiary Garden. See the unicorn & bears? there's a lot of other animals there, too. Maybe Jack & I will start making topirary garden holes.
Imagine our surprise when we finally got mom to read us a few blogs and realized our friend Kelsey Ann from the Kapp Pack had gone to the Rainbow Bridge.
We were stunned, and then deeply saddened, and will keep KA forever in our husky hearts. Run free, beautiful girl, you will be missed.
And sadly, our humom's brother's wife is gravely ill, so our humans have been going to see her in the hospital. We're keeping paws crossed & sending sibe vibes and prayers to her and her family. She is too nice to have to leave this world. Maybe a mean rotten person can go instead. If we made the choice, that's what we'd do, we'd send a mean rotten person away instead. Nobody would miss a mean rotten person. The world needs really good-hearted people like her to stay here to make things better.
So we may be a bit sporatic with our blogging for a while. It's just the way it is. Keep things running smoothly for us in the meanwhile!
Wooos & a-rooos,
Star & Jack a-roo
The humans have been too busy having fun to blog for us. One of the SIL's flew in & they've been going to mansions, restaurants, sailing, and shopping and leaving us home! Well, at least we got a CUZ for our very own! And a few leftovers that were mighty tasty. Here's a couple picturesfrom the Green Animals Topiary Garden. See the unicorn & bears? there's a lot of other animals there, too. Maybe Jack & I will start making topirary garden holes.
Imagine our surprise when we finally got mom to read us a few blogs and realized our friend Kelsey Ann from the Kapp Pack had gone to the Rainbow Bridge.
We were stunned, and then deeply saddened, and will keep KA forever in our husky hearts. Run free, beautiful girl, you will be missed.
And sadly, our humom's brother's wife is gravely ill, so our humans have been going to see her in the hospital. We're keeping paws crossed & sending sibe vibes and prayers to her and her family. She is too nice to have to leave this world. Maybe a mean rotten person can go instead. If we made the choice, that's what we'd do, we'd send a mean rotten person away instead. Nobody would miss a mean rotten person. The world needs really good-hearted people like her to stay here to make things better.
So we may be a bit sporatic with our blogging for a while. It's just the way it is. Keep things running smoothly for us in the meanwhile!
Wooos & a-rooos,
Star & Jack a-roo
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