How about starting off the week with a good laugh? These got our Hu-mom laughing so hard, we figured its worth copying (from another dog forum) & re-posting here. We all want our humans to be happy, don't we?Have you heard about the latest Designer Dogs?
Airedale x Malamute =
Airmal, litters that go first class
Airedale X Spaniel =
Airel, a dog that brings in good TV reception
Akita x Shiba Inu =
Shikita, a bright yellow, banana shaped dog
Basenji X Schipperke =
Baserke, a dog that's mad about its owner
Bloodhound X Labrador =
Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly
Bloodhound X Borzoi =
Bloody Bor, a dog that's not much fun
Boxer X German Shorthair =
Boxer Shorts, a dog never seen in public
Bull Terrier x shih-tzu =
Bull****z, a gregarious but unreliable breed
Cairn Terrier x Jack Russell Terrier =
Cairjack, can never find him when you have a flat tire
Chihuahua X Whippet =
Chiapet, order from TV ads; 3 for $19.95
Collie X Malamute =
Commute, a dog that travels to work
Collie X Lhasa Apso =
Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport
Deerhound X Terrier =
Derriere, a dog that's true to the end
Great Pyrenees X Dachshund =
Pyradachs, a puzzling breed
Great Pyrenees x Jack Russell Terrier =
Pyrajacks, don't bet on 'em
Harrier x Pit Bull =
Hairy Pits, found throughout Europe
Highland Terrier x Jack Russell Terrier =
Hijack, gets you in trouble on airplanes
Irish Water Spaniel X English Springer Spaniel =
Irish Springer, a dog that's fresh and clean as a whistle
Keeshond X Setter =
Keester, you can't get this dog off its duff
Kerry Blue Terrier X Skye Terrier =
Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries
Kerry Blue Terrier X Bloodhound =
Blueblood, a favorite with the upper crust in Society
Labrador Retriever X Curly Coated Retriever =
Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists
Malamute X Pointer =
Mute Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway
Newfoundland X Basset Hound =
Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors
Pekingese X Lhasa Apso =
Peekasso, an abstract dog
Pekingese X Dachshund =
Peking Dach, owned by Chinese restranteurs
Pekinese x Rottweiler =
Parrot, repeats everything you say
Pointer X Setter =
Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet
Poodle X Great Pyrenees =
Poopyree, a dog that smells good
Pyrenees x Akita =
Pyrakita, a small brightly-colored South American dog that can be finger-trained, as well as trained to talk
Saluki x shih tzu =
Suzuki, goes for miles on a gallon of gas
Scotch Terrier x Water Spaniel =
Scotch & Water, served throughout England (as opposed to watered scotch, served throughout the USA)
Smooth Fox Terrier X Chow Chow =
Smooch, a dog who loves to kiss
Spaniel x Dachshund =
Spandachs, in gyms everywhere
Spitz X Chow Chow =
Spitz Chow, a dog that throws up a lot
Terrier X Bulldog =
Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes
Wiener Dog x Rottweiler =
BRATWEILER, a German dog found at the snack bars at sporting events
Which one is your favorite?
Woos & a-rooos,
Star & Jack a-roo